- 21 hours ago
- 72846
once in college my friend asked me to come along on a date she wasn’t comfortable with because she knew that I would step in and ruin the mood on purpose if she gave me the signal that she wanted out
I came along, it was awkward, she gave the signal, and I immediately dumped a glass of ice water over my head and said “oh no looks like you have to drive me home immediately to prevent hypothermia” but then she and her bad date thought this was so startling and funny that it broke the tension and got them talking. and then I had to sit around for the rest of their date dripping water and shivering because she decided she was enjoying herself.
(via tooquirkytolose)
- 1 day ago
- 1689
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Yasha
I don’t honestly know what compelled me to draw, just thought, eh, I’m going to draw Yasha today
- 1 day ago
- 34410
I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don’t want to go to the club) the imagination
(via bipolar-bisexual69)
- 1 day ago
- 82676
his ass is NOT a mechanic!!
btw op. if you even care .
i care.
If I may
OSHA: Ohlook Snoopy Has Ass
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- 2 days ago
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best bird genre?
corvids - ravens, crows, magpies and jays
birds of prey - falcons, hawks, eagles, owls, vultures
talking birds - parrots, parakeets, budgie, cockatoo
flightless land birds - ostrich, emu, cassowary, kiwi
penguins!
waterfowl - swans, herons, ducks, geese, egrets, cranes, flamingos
songbirds - sparrows, finches, tits, chickadee
landfowl - pheasants, chickens, turkeys, quail, peacocks
shorebirds - seagulls, pelicans, sand pipers, albatross, cormorant
woodpeckers and toucans (apparently related)
pigeons and doves
i can’t believe you forgot X!!
i did my best to include lots of birds. sorry if i missed your favorite or miscategorized it! i am no bird expert
(via defender-of-wilderness)
- 2 days ago
- 10507
me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying
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