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Excited for Halloween not only because Duh. But because it’s my one night a year to do SFX makeup without judgement

Yes I’m going to be a vampire in fun sexy clothing. But the kicker is that I’m going to just have. Soooo much fake blood on my face and neck

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supermary64:

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I love how muppets walk I wish I could walk like that

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duckbunny:

heedra:

when my local friendgroup hit our late 20’s/early 30’s we all metamorphosed into ancient romans and/or redwall characters bc now whenever we have ‘get togethers’ ppl are always bringing over cheeses and crusty breads and cured meats and olives and grapes and ales etc

the ancients were wrong about many things but they were absolutely right about snacking plates

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casgirl:

people cosplaying on public transit are the backbone of our society and i am SO serious. there is no greater omen of good fortune than seeing hatsune miku on the bus.

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kineticpenguin:

kineticpenguin:

kineticpenguin:

Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn’t committing to the bit

I mean, we’re talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.

“Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week.”

Look, there’s this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. “Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze” no they don’t, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.

The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive “philosopher’s cocaine.”

Elf Fentanyl works exactly the way cops think human fentanyl does

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practice

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Wear A Mask: The Infographic

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And if you want to know how far that can spread, just watch a smoker or a vaper exhale & see how far the cloud travels.

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star trek tos movies why did you let them do thisss………………..


because old men deserve to serve absolute cunt. next question

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